Garbology piece

The Runaway Button
Dan Economou

One day an ordinary group of friends were having a BBQ in their back yard. Their names were Tom, Bill, and Chuck. Bill was working on the burgers when all of a sudden a van comes crashing through the yard almost killing Tom. It turns out the van was stealing a button from the queen of England’s dress, that was worth millions.

`Chuck quickly thinking took out his trusty dental floss. He ropes the back of the van where you can connect a trailer to. Chuck is wiped off his feet and is already being dragged along the street pavement. He digs in his pocket and takes out his camera phone and takes a picture of the vans licenses plate. The number is 4030. Chuck is dragged alone until the robbers stop at a local gas station to redeem there coupon for a free cup of coffee also they decide to buy a case of Pringles chips.

When they get back chuck is already in the van then they drive to a dark warehouse were they drop of the button for a total of 3 million dollars. They leave with the cash and head to the casino. When they arrive Chuck quickly busts out through the back of the van he takes a taxi back to his friend’s house. He immediately goes to the police and shows the picture of the license plate. The car was stolen and was not found.

While Chuck was in the van he also swiped the Pringles lid and showed it to the police. They got the finger prints and arrested the robbers for grand theft auto and armed robbery. They traced the diamond down and it ended up in Peru. Chuck was given a 100,000 as reward for finding the button. Chuck went home with the money and Tom, Bill, and Chuck finished the BBQ with.